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I bet the balrog would be really good at cake decorating, like making pretty frosting art

Although. The Balrog is supposed to be responsible for the extinction of the entire underground culture here, I think.

THANK YOU I was waiting for someone to mention that

He's at least one of several factors that leads to them having to flee

maybe he had a really big sneze and something in his eyes

he'll probably Flex his muscles in Victory if he makes a good cake

maybe they excluded the balrog from parties

Though maybe he came because of all the sugar they had, then got mad when it kept burning/melting, and maybe would be okay if we could help him work out a way to enjoy the sweets...

and you know who will help him

Me

maybe the balrog was trying to bake a cake, but accidentally started a fire because they didn't know what they were doing

On the other hand... does frustration over not getting sweets justify genocide?

well that got dark

Well, the fact that the obelisk was started shows they directly feared the Balrog, not just an accidental fire.

*stares at the chat*

Hmm

You okay, Kim?

the balrog isn't themself when they are hungry. they should try a snickers

Oh I agree

*snorts*