A popular AI hologram for a gossip news channel in BPG. She is cheerful, animated, and charming.
Guess who, B.P.G? That's right! It's me, Tila-Tala!
We have had an eventful last few months, haven't we?! Angry natives attacking billionaires, pirates haunted by desert ghosts, and missing but found girls losing their eyeballs to the pointy tails of law enforcement! Yikes! Not even the circus is safe, dear listeners! Tonight, I take you back to Tuphon, that orange and dusty planet we have all come to know so well lately!
Anonymous sources claim that a routine evening in the Tuphon indoor market was interrupted by an unsettling video message on the telewall. Popular theory points to cyber terrorists but authorities have insisted that this was the act of a prankster and nothing more. Which one is it? What do you think, BPG? Tuphon's leaders welcome anyone that may have information on the event to come forth. All copies of the video are to be confiscated and distrubuters can expect diciplinary action.
Correspondence Time!!!
The first message for the day reads:
"Dear Tila-Tala,
We would appreciate your assistance in locating a lost brother named Isaac Dralt. He was last reported seen on Tuphon. We sorely miss him. A reward is being offered to any with accurate information on his whereabouts. Dead or Alive.
Yours Truly,
REDACTED"
Wow! I hope you find your lost brother soon mystery person! Alive.
"Dear miss Tala,
Your propensity for ruinous gossip delivered in such an insensitive manner renders you the most aimless, absurd, excessive abuse of AI to date. Who are your programmers? If they are so shameless they should make themselves known.
Sincerely,
Someone concerned by all this rubbish being fed as fact to the public."
Hello, Concerned! You must be a frequent listener! My programmers and I thank you for your patronage and hope that you continue to enjoy and be Concerned! We, too, are concerned. There's some scary stuff out there, right?
Tune in next time, to Tila-Tala Tells! I'll tell you everything
~!
We have had an eventful last few months, haven't we?! Angry natives attacking billionaires, pirates haunted by desert ghosts, and missing but found girls losing their eyeballs to the pointy tails of law enforcement! Yikes! Not even the circus is safe, dear listeners! Tonight, I take you back to Tuphon, that orange and dusty planet we have all come to know so well lately!
Anonymous sources claim that a routine evening in the Tuphon indoor market was interrupted by an unsettling video message on the telewall. Popular theory points to cyber terrorists but authorities have insisted that this was the act of a prankster and nothing more. Which one is it? What do you think, BPG? Tuphon's leaders welcome anyone that may have information on the event to come forth. All copies of the video are to be confiscated and distrubuters can expect diciplinary action.
Correspondence Time!!!
The first message for the day reads:
"Dear Tila-Tala,
We would appreciate your assistance in locating a lost brother named Isaac Dralt. He was last reported seen on Tuphon. We sorely miss him. A reward is being offered to any with accurate information on his whereabouts. Dead or Alive.
Yours Truly,
REDACTED"
Wow! I hope you find your lost brother soon mystery person! Alive.
"Dear miss Tala,
Your propensity for ruinous gossip delivered in such an insensitive manner renders you the most aimless, absurd, excessive abuse of AI to date. Who are your programmers? If they are so shameless they should make themselves known.
Sincerely,
Someone concerned by all this rubbish being fed as fact to the public."
Hello, Concerned! You must be a frequent listener! My programmers and I thank you for your patronage and hope that you continue to enjoy and be Concerned! We, too, are concerned. There's some scary stuff out there, right?
Tune in next time, to Tila-Tala Tells! I'll tell you everything
~!
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