A popular AI hologram for a gossip news channel in BPG. She is cheerful, animated, and charming.
Breaking news, B.P.G! Tila-Tala here!
Late yesterday upon the planet of the dearly departed and pre-Domo'd, a theft took place that has the Federation and the Palian people in an uproar! As you know, a certain politician joined the ranks of the unliving - temporarily or otherwise - and was laid to rest on The Bermuda Station of Everlasting Rest. Word had it that there was a special treasure buried there. Reports state that the grave was desecrated and the monument for beloved Aunti Seerow-Haman destroyed! Interference with the surveillance has destroyed evidence of perpetrators and an announcement has been publicly made: Anyone with information is urged to make contact. No questions. No penalties. Will you bring the guilty to justice, listeners? Are you the guilty
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And on to other news!
Because you have demanded it, I will happily provide the latest news for that dusty problem child we all love and feel deep concern over...Tuphon!
This one is a doozy.
Two days ago, an anonymous eyewitness reports the fight between a blue weasel in a suit and a blonde Canid. This was not just any fight, listeners, but one that may have resulted in death. The witness claims the Canid began the assault much to their bafflement as she quote “Looked like a stray wind could sweep her away” end quote and the suited weasel quote “Was bigger than it had the business of being.” end quote.
After the skirmish ended with both participants grievously wounded, authorities were called and the Canid rushed off for medical attention. No further information has been released. If anyone would like to shed further light on this story, you know who to contact!
Correspondence Time!!!
The first message for the day reads:
"Dear Tila-Tala, I understand that you are accepting mail at this time. Please disregard if that is not true. Is it possible to acknowledge Cardinal Club at Grand Chalice on your show? I am a big fan! Je vous prie d’agréer, Madame Tila-Tala, l’expression de mes sentiments distinguésღ! Marceau"
Oui, mon ami! That is to say, yes! The Cardinal Club is a fantastic way to spend a vacation, or just to wind down after a long day...or any day! Go to Grand Chalice and look for the handsome Marceau!
Tune in next time, to Tila-Tala Tells! I'll tell you everything~!
P.S. Next time, we will be joined by a special guest...I'll give you a hint: You won't want to sleep after the show.
Late yesterday upon the planet of the dearly departed and pre-Domo'd, a theft took place that has the Federation and the Palian people in an uproar! As you know, a certain politician joined the ranks of the unliving - temporarily or otherwise - and was laid to rest on The Bermuda Station of Everlasting Rest. Word had it that there was a special treasure buried there. Reports state that the grave was desecrated and the monument for beloved Aunti Seerow-Haman destroyed! Interference with the surveillance has destroyed evidence of perpetrators and an announcement has been publicly made: Anyone with information is urged to make contact. No questions. No penalties. Will you bring the guilty to justice, listeners? Are you the guilty
?And on to other news!
Because you have demanded it, I will happily provide the latest news for that dusty problem child we all love and feel deep concern over...Tuphon!
This one is a doozy.
Two days ago, an anonymous eyewitness reports the fight between a blue weasel in a suit and a blonde Canid. This was not just any fight, listeners, but one that may have resulted in death. The witness claims the Canid began the assault much to their bafflement as she quote “Looked like a stray wind could sweep her away” end quote and the suited weasel quote “Was bigger than it had the business of being.” end quote.
After the skirmish ended with both participants grievously wounded, authorities were called and the Canid rushed off for medical attention. No further information has been released. If anyone would like to shed further light on this story, you know who to contact!
Correspondence Time!!!
The first message for the day reads:
"Dear Tila-Tala, I understand that you are accepting mail at this time. Please disregard if that is not true. Is it possible to acknowledge Cardinal Club at Grand Chalice on your show? I am a big fan! Je vous prie d’agréer, Madame Tila-Tala, l’expression de mes sentiments distinguésღ! Marceau"
Oui, mon ami! That is to say, yes! The Cardinal Club is a fantastic way to spend a vacation, or just to wind down after a long day...or any day! Go to Grand Chalice and look for the handsome Marceau!
Tune in next time, to Tila-Tala Tells! I'll tell you everything
~!P.S. Next time, we will be joined by a special guest...I'll give you a hint: You won't want to sleep after the show.
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