Cosmo... Fuck, I can't flirt with you to get you to not say that... Welp, I'm out of ideas before I had any...
Jack never got hit, i took the bullets, cause i'm a pile of garbage formed into a human meatshield
Hey, if ur the human trashbag, then I'm the masochistic smiley trashbag. And yes, I'd definitely be down for an ice cream some time.
Now let's change the subject, i don't wanna talk about how much I hate myself
I'm not even going to bother saying I'm not hitting on you or anything, because at thisnpoint, there is no point in doing so.
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