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I am glad to hear that." She spoke softly as she paid attention to the bat woman before her. Extending her hand to shake the other's. " It's a pleasure to meet you Merci. I do hope that everyone enjoys the show. It's unlike anything you have ever seen and I don't often go this all out, but for everyone here, I will give it my all." She spoke with a smile as she turned her attention to the one going up on the stage. Head cocked to the side as the other began to sing at the microphone. Under normal circumstances she would not of allowed anyone to ever touch it. However the other seemed so into it, she figured to let her have her fun. Given the fact in a few more hours the concert would begin." Well after the concert I will come to see you. Also if anyone is in any need of me then feel free to come over to the stage." With a smile she would turn and proceed away from them.

There was still much preparation to do, however she continued to watch the other sing her heart out. It wasn't half bad but the real action would begin later. She had thought about thunder clapping her off the stage but such things are better off being waited for. As she reached the stage she would jump on it as the other finished her song and the puff of smoke was beginning to clear out. Creating a sound funnel and vibrating the smoke out of the way on the air waves. She would stand there with a smile." Hello, Myrien, it's a pleasure to meet you. You have a pretty nice voice. Have you always wanted to be a singer?" Merely curious was the nature that she was and if she wanted to get along around here, she would have to meet everyone at some point or another. Walking over she would grab the guitar that flared with that same purple and red aura before vanishing into her body. Placing it on her back as she turned to look at the other.

Would you like some lessons some time?" Merely a simple question but one that could lead to so many more things. Sitting down on a chair nearby, holding the guitar in her hand and lightly strumming along it. Tuning it with her own energy other than anything on the guitar itself. Holding a hand up, one of her band mates tossed her a water and she opened it taking a drink. Waiting on the other to say whatever she wanted to. She was for once in a talkative mood and that was intentionally a good thing.
Jezz loved to try to rile up her lovely friends here on the ranch. With that clap of a hand on Merci's rump, it earned that quick snarl from the boss. Which was met with Jezz sauntering away. Grinning back at Paula over her shoulder while she just swished that fine satyr ass of hers back and forth!

After the brief encounter with Elaine, Jezz was back behind the cook pit and cutting up the meat that had been dropped off. She'd peek her head out from time to time to see what commotion was going on. The merc grabbing the mic and starting her own little show was something! Jezz half wondered if Paula was gonna throttle the random woman or if this was all encouraged. Didn't bother Jezz either way though. She was back at work. Hands bloody! Tools just as so! Butchering and getting the next stacks of meat ready while properly removing any innards. Jezz would sort it all out too. Nothing to be wasted!

Bone. Fat. Meat. Innards. Hide. Fur. Anything that could be used somewhere was set in proper piles or pails. A huff of breath escaped her while placing down her tools once she was finished. Some time later obviously. It took time to butcher things right! Wiping her brow with the back of her hand though, she left a bit of a crimson smear on her skin, as well as what else had wound up on her shirt and shorts. She'd need a wash off...
Mina took a sip of cider before warning Stella about her milkshake, but it was too late. The cow woman watched the bunny girl down one of her milkshakes. Mina’s eyes widened and she quickly stood up from her seat with cider in her hand “I..” Mina paused for a moment trying to figure out what to do “I don’t mind that there is no alcohol in cider.” she said taking another sip trying to not show that she was nervous. Finishing her drink in one gulp as well she placed an empty cider bottle down “Stella you shouldn’t down milkshakes like that. You might get a sore throat or worse brain freeze.


I know my milk is delicious, but heh, slow down girl.” Mina explained with a nervous chuckle. Suddenly a voice pierced the sky, shifting her attention to the scene she saw a blonde singing her heart out. Mina’s ears twitched slightly from the loud voice, but she didn’t mind that she enjoyed strangers' songs. “So any plans for tonight cottontail?” Mina said, walking up to another table and grabbing her own milkshake before returning to Stella. With the corner of her eyes she noticed Verde in the distance “What’s wrong with Verde?” Mina asked Stella to get up once again. “Let’s cheer up that noodle.” Mina suggested Stella to tag along.
Verde was relaxing by lake, her snake half was just under the surface as her upper half was on the shore line resting against the sand. She was minding her own business, her nose and tongue sniffling and wiggling at times waiting for the food to finish cooking. If Mina and Stella would come to Verde, they would see the snake’s eyes closed, but as soon as they speak to her, one eye would open up to see what they have to say or want.
Pauladeen had become one with the grill, her body and mind intent on mastering the flame and feeling it sear the meat with impunity. She was focused, deep in concentration as the world disappeared around her, leaving nothing but her and her grill, an extension of herself that turned and pressed and seasoned the meat in time to an impossible rhythm only known to the flame. It was calming in a way, like meditation but with meat, however in an instant that beautiful focus and perfect concentration was shattered as a sound, an ear piecing bellowing was heard from the stage. It was like nails on chalk to her sensitive lycanthrope ears. In a second, that beautiful moment was gone, her trance was broken, and an annoyed scowl had made its way across her face. Looking over at the stage, those sharp eyes beheld the sight of that stranger she’d seen earlier. She had paid good money to have live entertainment, and this certainly wasn’t it. Here is when she would have rolled up her sleeves so to speak gone over there and given this interloper a good bit more than a stern talking to, however she had to compose herself, that wasn’t who she wanted to be. With a deep breathe she sighed as she was in the process of beginning to make her way over there and see why this racket was happening, but in that time, she’d taken to pause and collect herself she’d noticed Myrien making their way to the stage to confront them. The relief she felt was palpable as it seemed it would have sorted itself out without her needing to do anything, as the simplest things in life often did.

Returning to her food, she could smell the meat, almost taste it and she knew at last it was ready, Wiping the sweat from her brow with hands rough like sandpaper, that cold face actually managed to crack a smile, if only for a moment. Without delay, she rang the large bell atop the fire pit, a sound that would echo not too far but was certainly loud enough for those nearby to hear, a signal to many that the food was at last ready. “Time to eat! Get it while it’s hot! Food is finally ready!” Two stacks of steaming medium well burgers were stacked tall on plates and lined across the table, right beside the grilled fowl legs and wings as well as several cuts of steak, thick cuts at that, certainly larger than a cow which only begged the question of what exactly she hunted out there. However, the tasty aroma would put those questions to the side in favor of enjoying the succulent dish. But this grill was built by hand using an old family design and considering she came from a long line of werewolves, known for coming with big appetites, that was far from all she had over the flame. Roasted and deboned, she’d caught quite a few handsome looking fish that were prepared and smoked to a dark blackish charr to add that extra crunch which sat nicely spread out for any to take beside the rack of thick cut ribs, rubbed dry with a smokey seasoning that wouldn’t overpower the meats natural and savory juices. Most people bought drinks so the food selection was mostly meat she’d prepared, but there was no shortage of it at least so none would go hungry on her watch. She’d even found a few empty spaces to stick some vegetables so those who felt so inclined could enjoy some grilled veggies if they didn’t have an interest in the assortment of meats and poultry.

Since she was already here before anyone else had come to take a plate, she decided to make herself one and one for Merci, near identical, but with much smaller portions for Merci, as well as an apple and a few chopped peaches she’d picked. She wasn’t sure of her girlfriend could eat meat like that, but she knew she preferred fruit, so she made sure to include some just for her, as well as two milkshakes to share. As she approached the fruit bat those heightened senses picked up a feint air on the breeze, a smell she hadn’t smelled in some time. It smelled like Mina, but different and it was a scent she hadn’t smelled in some time now. “Well don’t that just beat all, Austin that ol’ son of a gun is still alive.” She joked to herself under her breath, a running joke she has with just her, as each time she picks up that scent she’s always surprised he didn’t die on the trip, considering she had sent him out before they’d left for the big city and he was only just now returning. But his timing was certainly impeccable as he picked the best time to make it back. Everyone would be happy to see him back safe though, so she was at least relieved. Any number of things out there from bandits to bloodthirsty monsters, and somehow, he always made it back with the money and good news. It was a gift she thought to herself as she spotted her lover and gestured for her to approach so she could hand her the plate of steaming food as others would soon be lining up to get their own.
Merci enjoyed such lively activity. It was a while where she felt so happy, she enjoyed seeing her friends having a good time. With her girlfriend being busy with cooking meat, Merci continued chatting with the musician. Merci giggled “I like when performers give all they got. Sharing their soul and feeling through their music.” Merci spoke, letting go of the musician's hand. “Sure can’t wait to talk with you more.” Merci replied giving Firyen a smile. This party was nice, but it needed something more, a spark that would bring joy to everyone except for the blonde girl who was already screaming her lungs out.

Merci returned to sipping Mina’s milkshake while scanning the area around her, occasionally checking out giant work in the distance. The air was filled with joy and the sweet scent of meat that Pauladeen carefully cooked to perfection followed by a bell ringing. Merci’s ear twitched and her attention shifted towards the general direction of girlfriend who called everyone to eat.

Merci smiled watching her girlfriend taking care of everything. “One day she will be a good mother.” Merci thought to herself before finishing her milkshake. When Paula approached her with a plate Merci took food from werewolf then planted a kiss on Pauladeen’s cheek “Thank you babe.” Merci spoke while sitting down to eat. Grabbing well done meat Merci didn’t hesitate to sink her fangs into soft juicy meat. Taking a bite the bat giggled “Mmm so good!” Merci said with full mouth before chewing and swallowing food. Getting up she put a plate on the table “Wait, I got something good too!” the bat said before walking towards the direction of the barn.


Disappearing inside the barn for a good minute Merci walked out with a large bottle in hands. Inside the bottle there was a clear liquid filled to the brim and a piece of paper glued on the bottle that said “XXX”. Placing bottle on the table Merci smiled “I kept this for special occasion.” she said proudly before going back to eating Pauladeen’s cooked meat.
She stopped dead in her tracks all wobbly already. That wasn't a good sign. "Food's ready" She manages to mumble out as She picked up on the scent of the bbq.. "Mina are you hungry? I'm really hungry." She'd giggle out as she leaned all over the bovine woman. She really couldn't handle her alcohol. Thankfully she was the cuddly type of drunk.
*Cough! Cough Cough* "Bleghh...Smoke." Elaine cleared her throat from the black smoke that had gotten in, great! Now all her food would taste like a badly well done steak...which in her experience equaled to that of a burnt piece of charcoal. Mehhh...so much for low cost special effects huh?

*BRRTTZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!* A sudden vibration resonated along with her armor

OHHH SHIT!! Did she accidentally put her vibrating undies again? That one time had been an utter embarasment when doing some shopping, armor wasn't exactly the most sneakiest gear to use...add up that there was 'something' vibrating inside and you got an awkward loud buzzing sound.

Her stress didn't last much as the smoke soon cleared out and the sound dissipated with it. Phew!!! Elaine wiped her brow, for a moment she thought the reason for the vibration was due her screwing up but found relief it was a sound mage...sound bender? Air bender? Ohh well it wasn't her and that was a relief.

"Hi!!" Elaine waved happily, smiling back with a cheerful smile. "Ummm Myrien?" The blonde tilted her head with confusion. "But I'm Elaine..." She replied softly, not registering the comma after the greet. "Ohhhhh!!" She hummed with surprise after a brief pondering. "You called me a wrong name so that I told you my own? Ohhh! That's smooth!" Elaine chuckled clearly having misinterpreted the whole thing.

"Thanks! But Mmhhh...nah, not really. I never thought on becoming a singer. At least not a succesful one. Singers have to appease their audience to make profit, I just sing for myself that's all." She admitted with a shrug. "So yeah prolly not a good one hehehe." She let out a laugh, awkwardly scratching the back of her head.

"Ummm?" Elaine blinked twice at the sight of the guitar vanishing just here did it go? Did the other just ate a guitar infront of her? Not that she was to judge! Though it was certainly a new experience to witness. Smash a guitar on stage? Kind of cliche, eating it with magic? Now that was something!

"Lessons? Mhhhh...." Elaine rubbed her chin thoughtfully, sitting down on the floor, not aware of the wolf cook approaching nor the musician bringing up their instrument. Ohhh!! So they didn't actually eat the guitar...It was just that weird energy from before, that made a whole more sense! "Well I wouldn't mind some singing tips...Though I have no way to pay them." She crossed her arms behind her head. "I mean unless you want someone to disappear." She added frankly. "Mmhh though I still need to do that other job so I might have no time after this..." She narrowed her eyes, looking at the distance. "Mmhh perhaps later when I get free time? Im Kind of behind schedule." She spoke merrily.

"Ohhh food is ready!! Mhhh that explains why my burger was still bleeding when I grabbed it a moment ago." She muttered to herself. "Wanna go fetch some food, Myrien? Or should I call you not Myrien?" The mercenary asked in a friendly tone, maybe not that of a smooth talker but she was indeed quite talkative and energetic! Seems the alcohol didn't last long in her system or maybe it did...anyhow maybe it was time for round two?
The amount of energy the other had when they were talking was crazy. But she digressed on that subject and accepted the other for how she was inevitably." Well the offer always stands, if you ever wish to have some lessons in your free time, I will always be available for it." Smiling gently as her ears picked up the sound of the food being ready. She continued to listen to the other and once addressed again she would respond softly." It's Myrien and no you can go ahead and get some food." Giving a soft smile and nodding at the other." I don't really eat much and before a concert it's better if I don't eat too terribly much at all, it tends to slow me down." Adding that bit in.

But it was nice talking to you Elaine, you go and enjoy yourself." With that she stood up and made her way to the back of the stage. Checking several of the instrument's and continuing to add energy into that guitar. It was the the star of the show after all. She owed a lot of the success to this guitar and it's innate ability to touch people's souls with the sounds of music. Shaking her head as she felt an odd ripple from it." Seems we will be having an interesting concert indeed." She added in with a sigh and walked around the stage making final preparations. She could see the other's all eating and that was well and good." Go set up the seating." She ordered one of the stage hands who went about setting it up.

The seating was comfortable chairs that could hold up to two people if they desired. How she came across those only time would tell. She was a woman of many many mysteries. The sun was slowly making it's way down and she was doing the finishing touches of her performance. Ready for everyone to fall in and get situated.
*Slice, chop, splat!*

Jezzel was right at home where she was now. The bustle of the party going on outside was fun and all, but work was where her heart away rested. Busy hands kept her happy. Idle times brought about impatience and frustration. There felt like there was always something to be done, but, that didnt meant she didnt enjoy her own downtime as well. Today was a party, and thus she could turn herself off for a bit and make sure she'd enjoy herself. She had one of those milkshakes for starters, already working magic in her mind and body. And while the cider was not alcoholic, it was still damn delicious! Some people just never stopped to appreciate the fact that wonderful taste was just as good as intoxication. So now Jezz was getting the best of both worlds!

The meat was piling up. Hide already taken care of and set aside from some tanning later. Entrails pulled out and bucketed to use for livestock slop later. There was always a monster around somewhere that would get a good meal out of the spare viscera and intestines of a butchered beast. It would take some time, but eventually Jezz finished up. A combination of sweat and blood covering her as she had worked herself up pretty hard by the time the foot bell was being rang. She heard the callout and took a good look at herself, shaking her head and just chuckling.

"Well fuck it... aint like they hadnt seen it all before..." She rolled her eyes.

Up and off came the shirt! Nothing but her bare, toned body beneath. The shirt having caught any of the blood specks that would have dotted her tan skin, leaving her fair of breast and body now, with just a gloss of sweat shining upon that muscular form! Wiping off her hands, arms and anywhere else that had blood on it with the shirt, she came marching back out from the butchers station to come join now for some food. As casual as ever about her exposure, as she was just looking for a bite to eat now! Cider in one hand, soiled shirt in the other to be tossed aside somewhere once she found a seat.

"I hear you say Austin is back?" The bare chested Satyr inquired to Paula as she came around to fix herself up a plate of food. Moving then to grab a seat nearby Merci and the boss. "Just in time for food, as always!" Jezz teased.
While everyone was having jolly great time, some more than others *cough* Elaine *cough*. Mina was having her own sweet personal panic attack. She had no clue that Stella was so lightweight and her milkshake would make bunny girl drunk. Listening to the pink haired bunny girl speak Mina kept her eyes on a much smaller woman. While she was smiling Mina was screaming inside.


Her left ear twitched for a second “Yes i’m hungry. You stay here.” Mina said watching the bunny lean towards her. Mina gave a pat on the woman's pink hair before standing up.”I’ll go grab us food, would you like more vegetables with your meat?” Mina asked, trying to act as normal as possible.


Mina noticed that Jezz, Merci and Paula sat at one table, the cow girl came up with a genius plan! “Stella, why don’t you join Jezz and others while I’m going to grab us food?” Mina said then made her way to grab bbq. She was sure Paula and others will take care of Stella while she’s gone.
Verde enjoying the solitude for a moment as he relaxed by the shore. Hearing the call of the food being ready as well as the smell that she sensed with her tongue occasionally flicking, she would begin to move back towards the group.

Her snake body glistening in the sunlight as she moved towards the grill. She had pulled out a large plate for herself, bigger than the others would have. As she got to where the food was, she piled her plate as much as she could, though being considerate as she was taking meat that no one else or barely anyone was having.

She ignored what was going on around her as she even slithered over to the discard meats and bones to scavenge any parts that seem appetizing to her as she knew that not all of the parts of the animals and large bug would be used.

With a plate of food in one hand and dragging some of the discard flesh and bone in the other, she went off to a separate table, coiling herself as her own makeshift chair and began to devour the food that she had gotten, making sure the meat and bone that was discard wasn’t on the table with the cook food
While most of the farm hands were conversating and patiently waiting for the food on the grill be done while starting to have a merry go happy time, one was still on the clock. Along the dirt marked path leading from the ranch to the city, a battle was reaching its climax. Bodies of over a dozen littered the grassy sides of the path, carefully place properly with their eyes closed and arms across their chest. It probably could be mistaken as merely traveling party taking a well needed rest if not for the blades of grass and dirt path being painted with crimson red liquid that didn't take a genius to put to and two together to figure out it was blood. Likely that of their own. Amongst them sat an old styled but still functioning wagon strapped to two horse that seemed not all too faze the horrible scene before them as they go about their day by pulling and feast a bit on the more untouched grass past the bodies without a care in the world.

Despite the sight likely being something of the aftermath of a hard fought battle, things were just yet completely silent. 'clank clink clink' the sound of metal hitting one another echoed behind the horse drawn wagon. Someone was coming. Walking up upon it was a single figure standing at a rough 6ft or a bit more with a pair of large horns protruding from his temple amidst a full head of long straighten raven black along with a odd pairing of ears that sported striking similarities in if not out right same appearance of that of a bovine. He dressed up like a normal common folk with a red cotton shirt and brown pants that somehow allowed a outstretching tail. It was apparent that he was a minotaur, though somewhat on the short side for them. The clanking noises could be trace back to them pieces of metal items such as helms, a beast plate, boots, and few pairs of swords and shields that he was attempting to, with a few set of hiccups in his steps, balance in his grasp as he makes his way towards the wagon. Was this single person the cause of this grave sight? Who was he? Was he possibly a bandit and this a scene of his most recent unfortunate victims? Well....No.

"Become an adventurer they said. It'll be filled with excitement they said. You won't be able to experience the same just stuck delivering goods around they said. How will you even be able to explore and still 'have some fun' in your youth if you're stuck delivering envelope door to door they said. If not mom and dad knew the things I was doing now... They would still have smug faces at their boy growing up." The individual said as he loaded his ill gotten rewards on the wagon before heading off to the front, having a smug smile on until he reach the last part of his speech to himself. "Austin, you can't completely blame their would be reaction when you signed up as an employee to a most all female runned monster breeding farm or the sorts and beating up bandits while doing so. You're sorta following in your father's footstep before he became an adventurer after all." This seemed to bring forth a half hearted smirk before hopping in the driver seat. "But enough of that. We still have a delivery to do and we should step on it before our bad luck draws in another bandit squad." So with that said and a bit of provoking for the horse to kick it a bit more in high gear he was off again and luckily not too far off from the ranch. When he made it there he hopped down to the ground and made sure to give the horses a good pat on the back and a pair of sugar cubes for their hard work. After treating them Austin went to the front door to make his presence known with a knock. Even before that he was able to catch a whiff of what was being prepared. 'Were they having a party?' He mentally asked himself while praying a bit that he wasn't too late for it as he did need a break from the trip.
"Holy hell Merci, is that……..oh now it’s a party!” Pauladeen couldn’t believe what her girlfriend had returned with. It looked like a bottle of aged moonshine judging by the markings on the paper acting as the label. With a wide-eyed look about her and a chuckle in her voice the werewolf took it upon herself to inspect the bottle for herself. Taking a whiff as the she unqarked the bottle to get a good sense of what was inside, and it seemed like the real deal. She took a swig and instantly felt the burning hit her like a wave of fire water. “Phew! Yeah, that’s the real shit! Oh yeah! Woooo it’s got that good kick!” She spoke through the sting of the hard liquor. “I thought you didn’t eat that stuff, but you’re enjoying my meat it looks like. How is the food?” She teased the werebat about her meat playfully.

Enjoying her food and her girlfriend’s company while feeling the sting of that strong liquor still in her throat, she couldn’t help looking around the ranch and taking in the sight of everyone enjoying themselves, even that one person who she really didn’t know, all at the event she’d set up just for them. It looked like the show was about to begin too, so between the good food and good times and now the live entertainment seemed to be setting up, so overall things were looking up for the Lorelay ranch tonight.

Everything was looking good as she stared out when suddenly from behind came the satyr who’d been hard at work the last time, she’d seen her. Words came as she turned to greet Jezz, who had taken a seat beside her. “Yup, I am sure that’s him coming up over there, should be here soon. How’s the food treating ya Jez-The hell girl, just freeing the nipple all out here right by my face! Fucking just showing up tits out just all out of nowhere in my space…had those been cannons I’d be dead.” First meat, then hard liquor, and now this, it was even more of a party now that someone was topless. She teased the woman, slapping her tit with the back of her hand jokingly considering in truth she had seen them all already before. “But yup, fucking that’s definitely Austin I’m smelling…smells like fella’s been through hell though.” She sighed contently wondering if he’d known to come back over here to the party.

Reclining back, she could see Verde had gotten a plate at least and it did her heart good knowing that poor thing wasn’t eating alone far away from everyone at least. Watching Mina however as she seemed to push the Stella in their direction, nodding her head from side to side as she shouted over to the rabbit. “Stella, get over here girl, I actually got something for you!” She hollered at the bunny girl as she realized that she still needs to give Stella her pay and bonus just like she had given Jezz. “Mina, also before you finish, see if you can grab Austin, that should be him at the door!” Since she was up already, she figured she wouldn’t mind seeing him again, plus they were both minotaur so maybe it’d be good if she greeted him first. She pondered though if that was an offensive thought, thankfully no one knew she was thinking it as she took another swig of the bottle before offering Merci the bottle so she could get some moonshine too considering it was her bottle after all and she couldn’t hog it all.
Merci grinned looking at her girlfriend. She was curious what Paula was going to say. It looked like werewolves were having a good time today. “Yeah it’s that.” Merci giggled then watched Paula open the bottle even if Merci was a bit further away her nostrils were assaulted by a strong smell. A lightweight could get smashed just by smelling this stuff! Merci ate her food while Pauladeen tried out Merci’s secret moonshine.


Merci couldn’t help, but giggle at Pauladeens reaction. The bat woman put her plate down standing up she pointed at her body “Do you really think you can keep a body like that only on fruits?” Merci said, gesturing at herself once more. She then took a seal “I'm on a balanced diet, and today i can eat your meat.” Merci replied, sinking her fangs into nicely cooked meat while keeping eye contact with Pauladeen.


When Jezz joined them Merci silently waved to satyr while finishing a piece of her food. Merci laughed at Pauladeen’s reaction “Hey you know when party is good when tits are out.” she then looked at Jezz giving her a wink. “Hey Paula you should pull your tits out” Merci teased her girlfriend. While Paula was busy calling Stella to join and talking with Mina, Merci spoke “Hey Jezz you good? You seem tensed up a little bit. Relax girl, today we party.” Merci said.


She then took a bottle from Paula and took a swing, feeling the trail of fire rushing down her throat into her stomach Merci placed the bottle on the table. The bat frowned for a brief moment before shaking her head, her large bat ears folded back for a brief moment. “Wooh, a few more years and this could be considered poison.” Merci chuckled then offered a bottle to Jezz.
Stella did not quite listen though she did respond. "Yes. Lots of veggies please. Not as much meat." Shed waddle after Mina however with a smile on her face. The moment the cow lady would turn around either with food in hand or to ask her why Stella was following along like a duckling, Stella would kiss her cheek and say. "Thank you" with an innocent giggle.
"Break a leg! Hear ya in a while Myrien!" Elaine waved at her new acquaintance, rolling backwards and getting back up...on her hands. Yup! The merc was surprisingly flexible! Walking upside down, feet dangling infront of her, reaching the edge of the stage before dropping down, flipping herself to land on her feet instead.

"Tada!" She hummed happily after her flip, heading towards the grill, picking a plate and helping herself with various cuts and meats more than enough to make a pile that was clearly disproportionate to the size of her...was she saving some for when she left? Or maybe something else was there?

"Mine~ Mine~Mine~Mine." The girl chanted happily as she took piece after piece with the skill of a proffesional looter...which was a key piece in any adventurer's skill tree or that of a thief...Ohh yes stealing had many tiers, from stealing your classmate's favorite pen or lighter, to say stealing at knife point...yeah, some were pretty straightfoward , while other's such as taxes, student loans, or time share scams were far more refined for the big brains...certainly everyone had their favorite method, though on the blonde's case well...she was open minded.

Her heist on the grill went without pause until her ear caught notice of something...a voice, it was familiar though she would be lying if she knew who it was...no she didn't know who it was but did knew when she heard it...Her butt assailant!!!

"Mhhhhh...." Elaine narrowed her eyes, humming to herself as she carried the miniature of a meat mountain on her plate. The girl aproaching the naked satyr, peeking from every angle as her gaze scanned her figure...yep she was naked. Though aside from her bloody appearance that didn't stop the blonde from taking much of her personal space...yeah she had heard that voice just a moment ago. "Mhhhhh...." The merc hummed eyes fixed on the naked bossom, not even looking up once. "Mhhhhh...." Elaine switched seemingly blinking behind the woman, butt at eye level. "Mmhhhhh..." Now they said an eye for eye made the world blind...now that was a whole load of bullc$$% cause first fights were rarely balanced and second you didn't stop at the eye when getting payback, ohh no...you better chop that head off or kick that nutsack hard enough so that their entire lineage would say 'ouch!'

Still there was the small detail that Elaine had no real issue having her butt touched by a hottie but most importantly she still didn't knew if it was that woman was the one behind it. Even so, time didnt stop for the merc as she pondered with a plate of meat perfectly balanced on her head...her focus such that she ignored the small fact she was actually slidding away from the other...having taken a seat on a much unexpected lamia tail, riding it like a toad...a surprisingly light weight toad considering her armor wasn't actually heavy at all, huh...what a strange twist of events, though that would explain why she moved as freely as she did.

*thud!* Elaine fell down on the floor next to her next victim...erhhh...acquaintance as their tail withdrew to coil around itself.

"Mhhh??? Ohh!! Hello there!" Elaine looked up at the lamia next to her, breaking free from her thoughs as she broke in yet another attendant's personal space. "Im Elaine, nice to meet you." She waved merrily before digging in her food, eating right next to them without minding if they liked her presence or not.

"Mhhhbbh!!! This is real good!!! Never ate a bug before...well not as big." She talked as she slurped the insides of a large bug leg, leaving a hollow exoskeleton as she vacummed it's insides...Quite the suction huh? "Mhhhh~♡ Tastes like shrimp!!

*crunch! Crunch! Cruch!!* The merc left nothing, not even the exterior...a voracious appetite munching the entirety of it till nothing remained. Probably an indigestion was due...but for now the blonde was as happy as she could be!
She watched the other leave and went over to her band mates. Chatting with them and telling them to warm up a bit. Walking over to the mic on the stage she spoke.” Concert is going to begin in twenty minutes. Your free to sit closer or where you are. Again concert starts in twenty minutes.” She repeated it twice as she proceeded back to where the others were.

Doing a mock rehearsal, the tunes coming from them were intense and climatic but going down to slow and steady. Just alternating between both but only the sounds of the instruments were heard if one was close enough to hear it. She had yet to use the guitar she left sitting off to the side as she waited patiently for everyone to be ready.” Start off with the usual and move into others.” She spoke with them softly.
Jezz was about to be mid bite into some food when suddenly she received the backhand of Paula delivering a titslap to the satyr's lovely mound. A firm yet tasteful jiggle rippling through it as it happened, and Jezz's eyes damn near popping out of her skull as she 'ooof'ed' in reaction to the suddenness of the sensation. "Ffffuck! Rude!" She laughed. A smile beaming on her face, clearly not mad.

Between the lot there at the table though, there was this bottle being passed around now. Merci was telling Jezz to loosen up some too. Was it still showing on her? Muscles tense. Toned body engaged. She had been working hard on the butchering, so maybe she was still ramped up? "Yeah, no. I'm totally good! You know me. Work first. Party after." She smirked. Jezz did reach for the bottle though once it was offered. Looking between Merci and Paula with a grin now after the bat suggested Paula get her own girls out. "Careful. More tits come out and we're going to start doing body shots..." Jezz took a swig from the bottle then. Damn did that shine burn so good!

"But actually..." Jezz smirked. Getting up from her seat and walking around to Paula. Bottle in one hand, while the other now reached across her own breasts and squeezed them together. Getting some good cleavage action going on, with her arm and hand covering her nipples. Pouring a double from the bottle into her cleavage, she balanced it there and leaned in to her boss.

"Happy birthday, boss!" She winked, then looked at Merci. "Party up then. Body shots off me all night. You're next, batty." She grinned.
Mina nodded “Right more veggies! Then I will get more veggies too.” Mina said and was about to grab food for both of them. But heard Pauladeen mentioning her name, turning around to look at the werewolf she felt soft Stella’s lips pressing against her cheek. For a moment everything went silent, her ears were ringing and eyes wide like she saw a ghost. “A….. Umm sure boss.” she managed to muster. Looking at the pink haired bunny girl who giggled like a little girl in a doll store, Mina took a deep breath in. “You should go join them. I need to grab Austin.” after Mina said it she rushed towards the building, bumping into a couple of chairs. Ignoring mild pain in her legs from bumping the cow-girl reached the corner of the building in record speed.


Poking her head from the back corner she saw a smaller male.”Austin!” she said cheerfully, approaching another bovine. Without hesitation her arms wrapped around Austin’s frame lifting him off the ground giving a light squeeze to mini-Minotaur. “I’m so happy to see you back!” Mina said, placing him down and letting him go “We are having a party by the lake, come join us.” she said remembering Stella. “Umm excuse me i need to do something.” Mina said before rushing back to grab Stella’s veggies and make sure Stella didn’t assault anyone else with her kisses! As she rushed back to Mina, she quickly prepared a plate for the bunny girl.


At this point Mina was covered in sweat she made her way to the cotton tail then offered her a plate. “There you go!” Mina said with a big smile on her face. She placed the plate down. Making her way to the other side Mina sat down totally forgetting her own plate. She grabbed one of her milkshakes and chugged it, then another and another. Mina forgot her cool drinks were spiked. When she realized what she did it was too late, Mina was buzzed.

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