Oh look at that Diana's house, she doesn't want to create a fancy dimension, she just wants to have some tea and chill out, of folks can train here she doesn't mind, as long as you only fight the pesky Yokai (including the oni's in he area) and make sure not to kill them-
Cue Matt just falling from a portal that is like currently from sunset harbor. Now when since that got here? Ah, oh well. Next off, Matt fell into this world. But, not inside the house because for the sake of not breaking stuff. "ow-"
"Ooh wow!" Fluffy tails would lift Matt onto his feet once done they snapped back to their owner who can extend them pretty far "Hi Hi mr main character!"
...I think Matt died of fall damage. Please tell me you got coffee on ya.
Gitai Kamui’s in. “Who the hell said he was the MC? Aren’t we all MC’s? No way in hell am i a side character”
"I'm pretty sure you are, because in the beginning of the game, you could just see Matt just playing video games until, a giant monolith crashed into the wild tropics. So the game is kinda more on him until he gets another party member." 
Gitai blinks. “Now listen here, im not taking about the brat’s stupid games, im talking about here goddamnit!”
"Not my fault that Matt has beaten you to the portal first."
Gitai sighs. “Imma kill that stuck up brat… Arrogant jerk… good for nothing runt
(She has a lot of anger pent up… but despite the fact she’s angry at herself, she is also in denial, and takes it out on other.)
"Welp, time to revive." Cue the slime bunny just throwing a cup of coffee at Matt's face.
"AA-" Matt was totally not screaming after this happened lol- ok he was but still 
Gitai moves her knee to his throat.
“Answer me now, all of our group is technically a main character, right? Since this isn’t your game?! RIGHT?!” She’s pissed at thi possibility
Cue Matt just doing the nope.avi thing. "Nope."
And cue Matt just looking at the 4th wall. "Women these days, am i right?"
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