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  • Our menu is always growing. If there's something you'd like to see in the future, please let any staff member know and we will do what we can to accommodate.

  • Appetizers

    Breadroot Patty
    Small white patties made from breadroot. Served with egg yolk for dipping.
    Chocobo Wings
    Lightly fried and tossed in choice of sauce. Served with a side of celery and blue cheese dressing. Sauce: BBQ, Mild, Medium, Hot, Atomic, Supernova
    Grainmush Cakes
    For sensitive stomachs. Made from gruel and formed into patties for easy consumption.
    Smoked Desert Dumplings
    Stuffed with Sandworm meat and vegetables, served with a tangy sauce for dipping.
    Crispy Bat Wing
    Deliciously meaty bat wings, fried until crispy.
    Kaldorei Spider Kabobs
    Spider meat, tomatoes, onions, and peppers skewered and grilled to perfection.
    Savory Deviate Delight
    Made from Deviate Fish, this dish might leave you feeling a bit... piratey.
    Stuffed Lushroom
    Lushroom caps stuffed with breading and cheese.

  • Soups and Salads

    Soup

    Westfall Stew
    A pork-based stew full of potatoes and vegetables.
    Jungle Stew
    A lush tiger stew, heavily and exotically spiced.
    Turtle Bisque
    A delicious creamy turtle bisque with chunks of fresh vegetables.
    Undermine Clam Chowder
    A specially spiced clam chowder from the Goblins of Undermine.
    Bowl of Ettin Stew
    A hearty stew with vegetables and mushrooms, and chunks of savory Ettin meat.

    Salad
    Sliced protein can be added to any salad for an additional cost.

    Chasuka Salad
    Shredded Chasuka topped with fresh fruit and nuts, and drizzled with housemade vinaigrette.
    Black Pepper Cactus Salad
    Sliced cactus and shredded lettuce topped with avocado and black peppercorns. Choice of dressing.

  • Entrees

    Meat

    Ameglion Major Cow Steak
    Grain fed, braised in white wine sauce, served with choice of vegetable.
    Ameglion Casserole
    A succulent casserole filled with chunks of Ameglion Cow meat, vegetables, and fine spices. Served with a side of house rolls.
    Liver
    Choice of liver from Ameglion Cow, Greater Symolian Worm, or Earth Bovine. Topped with onion gravy and served with mixed vegetables and roasted potato.
    Dru'un
    Baked Dru'un served in a fish sauce. Choice of sides.
    Bantha Tartare
    Raw ground Bantha served atop julienne vegetables.
    Algolian Zylatburger
    A meatburger with choice of toppings, served with truffle fries.
    Vegan Rhino Cutlets
    Marinated and grilled, served atop a bed of risotto.
    Long Pork
    It is the establishment's express recommendation that you do not touch or order this ever. Forget it is on the menu. Perhaps something else will be more appetizing?
    Groat Chops
    Topped with a candleberry reduction, and served with choice of vegetable.
    Feast of Blood
    Consisting of grilled Elekk, Boar, Talbuk, Riverbeast, cBlefthoof, and cooked Rylak eggs, finely seasoned and served on a large platter. Serves 4.
    Ravager Dog
    A sausage made from Ravager meat, served with a side of fries.
    Scalding Murglesnout
    Murglesnout fish and vegetables served boiling hot in a pan of milk.
    Broiled Dragon Feast
    Perfectly seasoned dragon flank, broiled in its own juices with herbs and spices. Served with house mashed potatoes and choice of vegetable.

    Vegetarian

    Farmer's Delight
    Fresh strawberries and rice drizzled with aged balsamic vinegar.

  • Desserts

    Pounded Rice Cake
    A chewy lightly-sweetened rice cake. Choice of jelly or red bean filling.
    Mango Ice
    Mango and balsamic vinegar sorbet, served in the mango shell.
    Bowl of Gelatinous Ooze Custard
    A thick and gelatinous vanilla custard.
    Candy Corn Custard
    Vanilla and candy corn flavored custard.
    Bowl of Sweet and Spicy Beans
    Kidney beans cooked with prickly pear and ghost pepper for a truly unique dessert.
    Dragon Revelry Starcake
    With saffron, crystalline dust and zhaitaffy, these are made fresh daily.

  • Drinks Menu

    Non-Alcoholic

    Water
    Choice of filtered, bottled, tap or Santranginus V seawater.
    Carbonated Beverages
    Coke and various sparkling juices are available.
    Hot Tea
    By popular demand, freshly imported from Earth! Served with a slice of lemon and milk and sugar on the side.

    Alcoholic

    Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
    The house specialty, invented by ex-President Zaphod Beeblebrox. Drinking this is akin to having your brains smashed by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick. Potent. Recommended one per customer.
    Ol' Janx Spirit
    Potent. Please no drinking games with Janx.
    Arcturian Mega-gin
    Served by the cube. Allow to melt before consuming for best results.
    Tzjin-anthony-ks
    A gin and tonic typed beverage. Not recommended for bovines, as it can kill them at a hundred paces.
    Darkbrew Lager
    A dark lager from Blackrock Mountain.
    Captain Rumsey's Lager
    Is it beer? Is it rum? Who knows!
    Kungaloosh
    A delightfully fruity yet potent alcoholic beverage, brewed in a downed airplane in the jungle for that perfect flavor.
    Jade Witch Brew
    A berry-based concoction. Known to cause massive headaches.
    Mad Brewer's Breakfast
    A peppery turnip drink. May induce delusions of grandeur.
    Four Senses Brew
    Brewed from 100 year soy sauce, rice flour, black pepper, Red Blossom Leeks, and peaches, this may give you a heightened feeling of self.
    Bloodwine
    Fermented blood with sugar and garlic. This is an incredibly intoxicating beverage and should probably be consumed carefully. Or don't. We're not your mother.

    Wine
    ... the wine list is three volumes long. Whatever wine you desire, it's likely available.