Loki: Wow, it sure would suck if someone decided to do the thing, huh?
Everyone else: Pretty much.
Loki: I mean, it would really fuck shit up.
Everyone else: Basically.
Loki: Can you even imagine what would happen if someone actually did the thing? Like, wow. Everything on fire. People screaming and shit. Absolute carnage. Thor in tears. Freyja on a rampage. Odin crying into his eye patch. Just imagine.
Everyone else: That's essentially the situation.
Loki: Thank Asgard that no-one has taken it upon themselves to do the thing. I, for one, am gracious that thing has not been undertaken yet. May it remain this way for literally hours to come.
Everyone else: You've done the thing, haven't you?
Loki: I am agog. I am aghast. How could you insinuate that I, Loki, the Trickster god, would have done the thing? This is an outrage. I won't stand for it. I demand a lawyer and also a horse.
