There's a notice pinned in multiple places across the precinct. It reads:
MEMORANDUM:
MEMORANDUM:
| ////////// | The NVPD will be sponsoring a holiday charity auction this December and is looking for volunteers from the ranks of our finest to help and participate. This is not mandatory, but strongly encouraged. If you have questions or would like to volunteer, please see Lieutenant Schultz to discuss. | ////////// |
Not a cop, but a very eligible part-time dispatcher happy to pad the roster as needed.
Eckart wrote:
I volunteer as tribute
NOTED!
Abellia wrote:
Not a cop, but a very eligible part-time dispatcher happy to pad the roster as needed.
We actually have something you can do that I think you'd be perfect for.
Did someone order a blonde bombshell?
Sorry you got this loser instead.
Sorry you got this loser instead.
Kirsty wrote:
Did someone order a blonde bombshell?
Sorry you got this loser instead.
Sorry you got this loser instead.
Why are you sorry? I've always thought you were hot.
Trevor wrote:
Kirsty wrote:
Did someone order a blonde bombshell?
Sorry you got this loser instead.
Sorry you got this loser instead.
Why are you sorry? I've always thought you were hot.
Does this mean I get a decent payout if I report it now?
Kirsty wrote:
Does this mean I get a decent payout if I report it now?
Maybe we could, uh, talk in private.
Trevor wrote:
Maybe we could, uh, talk in private.
Uh-huh. Gotcha.
“Talk” about my pay load.
Ready when you are, Trouble.
Oh wait.
It’s Lieutenant Trouble now.
Come on kiddos, let's cool it down or I'll find some mops and buckets with pretty lil officer names on them.
side note, i'm so in
Kirsty wrote:
Uh-huh. Gotcha.
“Talk” about my pay load.
Ready when you are, Trouble.
Oh wait.
It’s Lieutenant Trouble now.
Could you not... call me that... in front of the Chief.
