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Tonight the fires burn bright. Sparta Fitness Gym was one of those targeted as well as many other buildings. All of them appear to be an electrical fault in every building, though it seems highly unlikely the contractors skipped out important safety building protocols with Jean Lazares watching over it.

Strangely enough, every building that has burned was owned by Jean Lazares minus one.

The church of Re:New was also burnt down tonight. We suspect the arsonist wants to remain anoymous but seems to be sending quite the "bright" message to our Secretary of Defense. They clearly do not approve of his methods of justice, and are making it clear tonight in a blazing inferno. The fires were attempted to be contained by our local WFD. But as our Captain Brad explained, the fires were just unstoppable, to his amazement.

"I've never seen an inferno like this, it's clear whoever was in charge of that fire? Wanted to murder people, wanted those buildings to become ash and the people in those businesses. The water didn't do crap against it. I think this is a magically induced fire."

Even if evidence claims it was an electrical fault, Brad stands by what he says still.

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