Posted by Aine April 27th 2019, 7:57pm
We Be Goblins!
The Licktoad goblins of Brinestump Marsh have stumbled upon a great treasure””fireworks! Yet unfortunately for them, the tribe member responsible for the discovery has already been exiled for the abhorrent crime of writing (which every goblin knows steals words from your head). To remedy this situation, the Licktoads' leader, His Mighty Girthness Chief Rendwattle Gutwad, has declared that the greatest heroes of the tribe must venture forth to retrieve the rest of the fireworks from a derelict ship stranded in the marsh. In order to prove themselves as the Licktoads' bravest goblins, they must complete a series of dangerous dares, from swallowing slugs to braving the dreaded Earbiter to dancing with Squealy Nord himself. Yet even when they've proven their mettle, the adventure is just beginning. The ship in question is far from uninhabited…”¨”¨
The Licktoad goblins of Brinestump Marsh have stumbled upon a great treasure””fireworks! Yet unfortunately for them, the tribe member responsible for the discovery has already been exiled for the abhorrent crime of writing (which every goblin knows steals words from your head). To remedy this situation, the Licktoads' leader, His Mighty Girthness Chief Rendwattle Gutwad, has declared that the greatest heroes of the tribe must venture forth to retrieve the rest of the fireworks from a derelict ship stranded in the marsh. In order to prove themselves as the Licktoads' bravest goblins, they must complete a series of dangerous dares, from swallowing slugs to braving the dreaded Earbiter to dancing with Squealy Nord himself. Yet even when they've proven their mettle, the adventure is just beginning. The ship in question is far from uninhabited…”¨”¨
This is a very short (one-shot) adventure for 4-6 first level characters. If you'd like to join this campaign you must provide a first level character who meets the following requirements: They must be a goblin! They must be of evil or neutral alignment! They must follow the Ten Commandments of goblin-hood (see quest thread for details). ***Warning! This is a comedic adventure and not meant to be taken seriously! If everyone enjoys it, I may continue to provide more goblin adventures later.***