Posted by AJ_89 July 3rd 2022, 6:10pm
〔STREAM TRANSCRIPT〕
DON NINA: Hello hello, hello hello hello hello hello~
〔ALERT〕 and thank you Tali Ramirezz for the follow,
Lavish Ladies, Groovy Gentlemen, and Non Binary Finery of The Funky Fresh, The Royale Purple Rich, The glistering majesty of Funk Mafia.
Who am I? gasp? well how could you forget? It's just your lil ol ragtime gal, Don Nina! 〔ALERT〕 If you are new to the channel don't forget to hit that follow button like Tweed there. AND! if you are feeling spicy, don’t forget to subscribe. WELL, there is always one thing, if you are AN ELITE, you can donate. The crème de la crème! 〔ALERT〕 Thank you John, there.
Frankie Valentine is still in that top spot I see, so have you got the money makers to beat Frankie at his own game? haha, I'm kidding, I love you Fronk-Frankie(slurrs words) Frankie Darling I Love you mwah mwah mwah.
〔ALERT〕〔HOST〕 Oh and Thank you for the host and the bits Mazzaroo.
First things first, we have to get our house in order. Bay City Incline.
〔ALERT〕 Thank you again for the donation, John. Yes, that steep road by the beach? It's been disproportionately repaired more than any other road within Funk Mafia territory, and I know what you are about to say, Don Nina! Do we have an infestation of Banditos? coming in during quiet lulls of the afternoon?
Well I’ve got two words for you,
BIG CAM
And I also have another word for you,
No.
Funk Mafia DOES NOT have a Bandito Problem.
The Diamond Marina initiative has seen a HUGE! huge boost in productivity and the countermeasures are proving successful. HOWEVER! However, if road prices continue to soar I will BE FORCED to raise taxes by 2% to cover. So take care of our streets, they are our dancefloors and our runways for life. AND Before you ask, and before you do it-oh! You’ve gone and done it-
〔ALERT〕 Bits don't count as tax but thank you!
Now, this is what your big brain dominus believes... us Funk Mafia? We are Elites. And it can be a little bit embarrassing when... you can't control your vibe. I know. I know what you are thinking, disgusting. BUT we aren't all blessed with emerging into an instantons water goddess now are we? If you are having problems controlling your vibe and destroying your neighbourhood as a result? speak to your teachers, your instructors and trainers. Afterall WE ARE FAMILY. We are family.
〔ALERT〕 Thank you Vince for the follow, he’s part of the family too as well!
It is cheesy but its true. What makes us different from anyone else in this city is that WE. in funk mafia, are family. We take care of our own. We do what's right, for the good of the family. you wouldn't want the rest of the family to pay for your mistakes now do you? Now I am your very sexy matriarch but I'm just as much family as lil Timmy on Sinatra street. its true!
Now speaking of family...... 〔ALERT〕 Oh! Thank you… Manilla? I guess for the follow. Speaking of family and No, I'm not pregnant. Speaking of family, right, are we ready for this? Because I hear you. I hear you my naughty children playing whisper games in the park. I hear you whispering, do you think I don’t notice? But yes It's true. Our family grows....
today.
For too long there has been an empty seat on my left. Frankie is of course, My right hand and while his fingers could make a nun blush. He is only one man.
So let's illuminate you…. of the situation. The Rumours are true. I have been interviewing the best of the best, the up and coming steppers for the most prestigious Boss title.
There has been one name on the lips of my council of advisors. And that name is.....
DRUM
ROLL
PLEASE
〔BACKGROUND MUSIC CHANGES〕
Hide Miyagawa (ABSOLUTELY BUTCHERED)
Woo~ yess!
〔ALERT〕 Thank you for the follow 404,
Yes Hide,
Oh how exciting, we love a fresh face don't we?
So listen to this, Pussy cats, Your new boss is the definition of Eloquence and Sophistication. What does he have to say for himself?
(deep breath, extremely fast, slightly slurred)
“I’ve been fortunate, being able to live in Purple my whole life. Because of that, I know everything that’s beautiful about it. I grew up here, I fought in the war defending this district, and I’m willing to do it again.
I want to see Purple grow and prosper. In this position, I’ll continue doing everything in my power to assist in protecting our district… and through the guiding hand of Funk Mafia, help it shine even brighter.”
And the theme of the evening? Disco Fox and Disco Swing everyone. We are putting on the Ritz!
So you all of you that miss our gargantuous galaxy goddess, Don Bonita (may she find peace among the stars)
Disco's not dead baby~ disco's gonna live forever and your new Boss will pave the way.
WELL! that's all I have time for tonight. I'd like to thank you all again for the bits, follows, donations, AND thank you all in the chat for coming out tonight. Thank you as well, to mazzaroo for the host.
ALSO! Free drinks at the Aqualux tonight
So to celebrate, don't forget to send your good wishes to your new boss! use hashtag #hideboss that's H I D E B O S S #HIDEBOSS (if you will) on #Stepbook and be in with a chance to win luxury beauty box sponsored by GLAMBOXNOW™️ hashtag ad.
That's all I have time for today folks, have fun out there, drink lots! Catch you next time!
〔END SCREEN〕
〔STREAM TRANSCRIPT〕
DON NINA: Hello hello, hello hello hello hello hello~
〔ALERT〕 and thank you Tali Ramirezz for the follow,
Lavish Ladies, Groovy Gentlemen, and Non Binary Finery of The Funky Fresh, The Royale Purple Rich, The glistering majesty of Funk Mafia.
Who am I? gasp? well how could you forget? It's just your lil ol ragtime gal, Don Nina! 〔ALERT〕 If you are new to the channel don't forget to hit that follow button like Tweed there. AND! if you are feeling spicy, don’t forget to subscribe. WELL, there is always one thing, if you are AN ELITE, you can donate. The crème de la crème! 〔ALERT〕 Thank you John, there.
Frankie Valentine is still in that top spot I see, so have you got the money makers to beat Frankie at his own game? haha, I'm kidding, I love you Fronk-Frankie(slurrs words) Frankie Darling I Love you mwah mwah mwah.
〔ALERT〕〔HOST〕 Oh and Thank you for the host and the bits Mazzaroo.
First things first, we have to get our house in order. Bay City Incline.
〔ALERT〕 Thank you again for the donation, John. Yes, that steep road by the beach? It's been disproportionately repaired more than any other road within Funk Mafia territory, and I know what you are about to say, Don Nina! Do we have an infestation of Banditos? coming in during quiet lulls of the afternoon?
Well I’ve got two words for you,
BIG CAM
And I also have another word for you,
No.
Funk Mafia DOES NOT have a Bandito Problem.
The Diamond Marina initiative has seen a HUGE! huge boost in productivity and the countermeasures are proving successful. HOWEVER! However, if road prices continue to soar I will BE FORCED to raise taxes by 2% to cover. So take care of our streets, they are our dancefloors and our runways for life. AND Before you ask, and before you do it-oh! You’ve gone and done it-
〔ALERT〕 Bits don't count as tax but thank you!
Now, this is what your big brain dominus believes... us Funk Mafia? We are Elites. And it can be a little bit embarrassing when... you can't control your vibe. I know. I know what you are thinking, disgusting. BUT we aren't all blessed with emerging into an instantons water goddess now are we? If you are having problems controlling your vibe and destroying your neighbourhood as a result? speak to your teachers, your instructors and trainers. Afterall WE ARE FAMILY. We are family.
〔ALERT〕 Thank you Vince for the follow, he’s part of the family too as well!
It is cheesy but its true. What makes us different from anyone else in this city is that WE. in funk mafia, are family. We take care of our own. We do what's right, for the good of the family. you wouldn't want the rest of the family to pay for your mistakes now do you? Now I am your very sexy matriarch but I'm just as much family as lil Timmy on Sinatra street. its true!
Now speaking of family...... 〔ALERT〕 Oh! Thank you… Manilla? I guess for the follow. Speaking of family and No, I'm not pregnant. Speaking of family, right, are we ready for this? Because I hear you. I hear you my naughty children playing whisper games in the park. I hear you whispering, do you think I don’t notice? But yes It's true. Our family grows....
today.
For too long there has been an empty seat on my left. Frankie is of course, My right hand and while his fingers could make a nun blush. He is only one man.
So let's illuminate you…. of the situation. The Rumours are true. I have been interviewing the best of the best, the up and coming steppers for the most prestigious Boss title.
There has been one name on the lips of my council of advisors. And that name is.....
DRUM
ROLL
PLEASE
〔BACKGROUND MUSIC CHANGES〕
Hide Miyagawa (ABSOLUTELY BUTCHERED)
Woo~ yess!
〔ALERT〕 Thank you for the follow 404,
Yes Hide,
Oh how exciting, we love a fresh face don't we?
So listen to this, Pussy cats, Your new boss is the definition of Eloquence and Sophistication. What does he have to say for himself?
(deep breath, extremely fast, slightly slurred)
“I’ve been fortunate, being able to live in Purple my whole life. Because of that, I know everything that’s beautiful about it. I grew up here, I fought in the war defending this district, and I’m willing to do it again.
I want to see Purple grow and prosper. In this position, I’ll continue doing everything in my power to assist in protecting our district… and through the guiding hand of Funk Mafia, help it shine even brighter.”
And the theme of the evening? Disco Fox and Disco Swing everyone. We are putting on the Ritz!
So you all of you that miss our gargantuous galaxy goddess, Don Bonita (may she find peace among the stars)
Disco's not dead baby~ disco's gonna live forever and your new Boss will pave the way.
WELL! that's all I have time for tonight. I'd like to thank you all again for the bits, follows, donations, AND thank you all in the chat for coming out tonight. Thank you as well, to mazzaroo for the host.
ALSO! Free drinks at the Aqualux tonight
So to celebrate, don't forget to send your good wishes to your new boss! use hashtag #hideboss that's H I D E B O S S #HIDEBOSS (if you will) on #Stepbook and be in with a chance to win luxury beauty box sponsored by GLAMBOXNOW™️ hashtag ad.
That's all I have time for today folks, have fun out there, drink lots! Catch you next time!
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