“Good evening guys, gals, and fellow non-binary pals. This is Ruth here with the Truth. ‘Cause ya know, you can’t spell Truth without...” the audio pauses for the addition of a sound bite of several voices saying, “Ruth!”
“I’m here on the docks of our fair city, investigating reports of a monster afoot. Now, it’s probably just some new Morlock, but these days it could be an alien invader, or as I always hope and dream for, a cryptid,” the goofy, low tone continued.
Various sounds of the city mix in with the sound of water drifting to and fro.
“Now kids, remember, breaking and entering is illegal. But it’s also illegal for the government to kidnap its own citizens and experiment on them to make them into super mutant weapons so! SHIELD can suck my ass, respectfully. Sadly, we all know that property trumps everything so, if you don’t hear from me, hit up that bail fund in my description!”
More scuffling is hard and then a wooshing sound, followed by a slap.
“Sorry about that listeners, I had to do some quick moves. And if I go through another recording kit again, well, let’s just not get to that poi- oh my god!”
A huge splash and a screech emits suddenly, and then feet slapping and chains rattling.
“Well, it’s definitely something! God, I hope I didn’t fry my camera- oh shit!” And then the recording goes out.
“I’m here on the docks of our fair city, investigating reports of a monster afoot. Now, it’s probably just some new Morlock, but these days it could be an alien invader, or as I always hope and dream for, a cryptid,” the goofy, low tone continued.
Various sounds of the city mix in with the sound of water drifting to and fro.
“Now kids, remember, breaking and entering is illegal. But it’s also illegal for the government to kidnap its own citizens and experiment on them to make them into super mutant weapons so! SHIELD can suck my ass, respectfully. Sadly, we all know that property trumps everything so, if you don’t hear from me, hit up that bail fund in my description!”
More scuffling is hard and then a wooshing sound, followed by a slap.
“Sorry about that listeners, I had to do some quick moves. And if I go through another recording kit again, well, let’s just not get to that poi- oh my god!”
A huge splash and a screech emits suddenly, and then feet slapping and chains rattling.
“Well, it’s definitely something! God, I hope I didn’t fry my camera- oh shit!” And then the recording goes out.
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