The news flickered on television screens here and there across the city, news anchors talking back and forth before cutting to a grim looking man in a blue suit and bright yellow tie.
"-Thanks for the cut in Deb! I'm Marve Doniac with the 8 o clock check in. There have been numerous confirmed reports of Thefts in the city from one lone individual. These thefts generally occur at random points in the night time hours and the main target of the thefts are high grade weapon manufacturing facilities, pharmaceutical labs and a few other places in between. Reports state the appearance of one lone female figure with green skin and pink hair wearing a tactical suit and bright yellow bomber jacket. Names have not been confirmed but this individual has been seen just before every single robbery and police are asking for civilian intel. That's all from me, back to you Deb."
"Thanks Marve. Now heres my question; What kind of woman thinks its 'sexy' to run around in stereotypical-"
"-Thanks for the cut in Deb! I'm Marve Doniac with the 8 o clock check in. There have been numerous confirmed reports of Thefts in the city from one lone individual. These thefts generally occur at random points in the night time hours and the main target of the thefts are high grade weapon manufacturing facilities, pharmaceutical labs and a few other places in between. Reports state the appearance of one lone female figure with green skin and pink hair wearing a tactical suit and bright yellow bomber jacket. Names have not been confirmed but this individual has been seen just before every single robbery and police are asking for civilian intel. That's all from me, back to you Deb."
"Thanks Marve. Now heres my question; What kind of woman thinks its 'sexy' to run around in stereotypical-"
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