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Unlikely adventurers meet in a pub before they venture on their first quest.
"Hey! Nonny NONNY!"

"Hold yourselves back, dear sweet maidens and bonny lads!"

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"Show off! I take it you're the bard?"

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"No. I just cart this lute around to impress people. Though my hair, style, and wit do not need any extra bolster. And pray, what are you supposed to be?"
"Right! Are ye seeing this pan? Are ye seeing it! I dare ye ta call me a fairy! I'll knock ye pixies o'ver with me frying pan!"

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"I'm the wicked Dark Elf who should not be trusted. You look more pixie than I do." He glanced down at Luella.
"I'm a half-wood sprite! Ye daft dark pixie!" She called up at the much taller dark Aesi.
"The half wood sprite is the size of a pint,
but she dinnae like the pixie
Her frying pan gripped in her hand
And ready to fight this aesi trixie!"

*that was really bad*
"Still, tis the effort that counts! Two pints coming right up me lads.! Damn it! I'm much shorter than I thought!"

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"I've heard better from frogs." Says the wicked elf. "But I'll have that pint. After that, I think I need it."
"I shall accept your refreshment of a pint."

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She gave a warmer smile until a quite confused expression crossed her pale features. "Right, yer pint is coming right up. Ahhh, did ye just change yer name there?!?"

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'I left Gevi on unintentionally. I'll change the name of this thread also to the name of the adventure and we can post OOc somewhere else.'

"No, how would you know my name, unless you've dug up that last witch I encountered?"

:)
"I like the outfit, I may try it on later." He said with a smile while looking at the two pints.
"Oh, I've had to dig up many strange things." She told the dark elf with a cocky grin. She placed each of their pints in front of them on the slightly scared round wooden table."

She gave the white-haired bard a slight curtsey. "Thank-ye kind sir. Mine would be a wee too short for ye, but the merchant in town might have a similar one in yer size."

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"Oh, I think he meant the other kind of 'try it on'. He is a bard after all."

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"Now would I ever do a thing like that? I'm standing here looking most innocent. Butter wouldn't melt in my mouth."

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"Oh, boyo, ye didn'a read the profile, did ye. There are reasons why ah'm not romanceable." She gave a saucy smirk.

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"I would roll that dice if I were you, bard." Grins wickedly.

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"Oh, come now. 'Twas a wicked comment from the dark elf, and not my intention. I will write you a sonnet to inspire all others to your chastity." He smiles sweetly and fluttered his long white lashes. "Besides, I can't roll the dice I haven't composed my stats. This was brought about unknown to me until a moment ago. My name is Andris, what fair name is yours?"

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