Submit your ideas for a Cradle-themed Cards Against Humanity deck (black or white cards) here!
BLACK CARDS:
- The resistance is debuting a new recruitment slogan: ___
- Lawrence Weiss has a very refined pallet, his favorite meal is ___
- Gideon Packing Plant: where the ___ happens.
- The Cadaver Club: “___ is our main ingredient!”
- Wolfgang is known as many things--Moondoggy Dog, Wizard of Scissors, that crazy cat guy, and ___--just to name a few.
- Better ___ than a labor camp.
- Tsaria hasn’t been the same since ___.
- Nobody could have guessed that being a Child of Aureola entailed ___.
- As a “recovering cannibal,” Stash does his best, but Kaelee once caught him chewing on ___.
- What does Lurv the Perv actually collect?
- Hal once tried to pass off ___ as a valuable antique.
- Nan once kicked me out of The Broken Sink for ___.
- Tsaria has one hard rule. She won’t sleep with ___.
- You told me Ditch rot wasn’t contagious! So explain why ___.
- Show me NWO’s secret handshake.
- You’ll know when Sloane and the Jackals are in town because they’re ___.
- I hear the resistance has a secret weapon; rumor is it’s ___.
- Hurry down to The Nest, they’re selling ___ at half price!
- “I’m not a monster, I eat my human flesh with ___.”
WHITE CARDS:
- a spoonful of Primordial Soup
- Doggy’s favorite flower
- Tsaria’s right leg
- doing just a little too much Slipmirror
- wearing Tsaria like a stumpy little backpack
- “You’re a bigger ass than Cerburros the three-headed donkey”
- Norman Reedus and his amazing fetus
- an army of stray cats
- my best friend, Basil
- chugging a bunch of irradiated water
- forbidden Mountain Dew
- Will Smith yelling at that mannequin
- Doggy’s long hair
- Rusty the Clown
- “Now with 30% more meaty chunks!”
- his arms look like scratching posts
- feeding her enemies to Hooch the Bogorse.
- BEES?!
- ((satanism increase))
- ((cannibalism increase))
- Lucipurr and Bleatzlebub
- Doggy calling you a cunt (and meaning it)
- that Eddie Munson THIS IS MUSIC meme
- entirely too many horses
- Kaelee holding you at gunpoint
- playing charades with Stash
- a drunk, angry lesbian
- Cookie Rae
- a flock of radiated geese
- a knife and fork
- The resistance is debuting a new recruitment slogan: ___
- Lawrence Weiss has a very refined pallet, his favorite meal is ___
- Gideon Packing Plant: where the ___ happens.
- The Cadaver Club: “___ is our main ingredient!”
- Wolfgang is known as many things--Moondoggy Dog, Wizard of Scissors, that crazy cat guy, and ___--just to name a few.
- Better ___ than a labor camp.
- Tsaria hasn’t been the same since ___.
- Nobody could have guessed that being a Child of Aureola entailed ___.
- As a “recovering cannibal,” Stash does his best, but Kaelee once caught him chewing on ___.
- What does Lurv the Perv actually collect?
- Hal once tried to pass off ___ as a valuable antique.
- Nan once kicked me out of The Broken Sink for ___.
- Tsaria has one hard rule. She won’t sleep with ___.
- You told me Ditch rot wasn’t contagious! So explain why ___.
- Show me NWO’s secret handshake.
- You’ll know when Sloane and the Jackals are in town because they’re ___.
- I hear the resistance has a secret weapon; rumor is it’s ___.
- Hurry down to The Nest, they’re selling ___ at half price!
- “I’m not a monster, I eat my human flesh with ___.”
WHITE CARDS:
- a spoonful of Primordial Soup
- Doggy’s favorite flower
- Tsaria’s right leg
- doing just a little too much Slipmirror
- wearing Tsaria like a stumpy little backpack
- “You’re a bigger ass than Cerburros the three-headed donkey”
- Norman Reedus and his amazing fetus
- an army of stray cats
- my best friend, Basil
- chugging a bunch of irradiated water
- forbidden Mountain Dew
- Will Smith yelling at that mannequin
- Doggy’s long hair
- Rusty the Clown
- “Now with 30% more meaty chunks!”
- his arms look like scratching posts
- feeding her enemies to Hooch the Bogorse.
- BEES?!
- ((satanism increase))
- ((cannibalism increase))
- Lucipurr and Bleatzlebub
- Doggy calling you a cunt (and meaning it)
- that Eddie Munson THIS IS MUSIC meme
- entirely too many horses
- Kaelee holding you at gunpoint
- playing charades with Stash
- a drunk, angry lesbian
- Cookie Rae
- a flock of radiated geese
- a knife and fork
ROUND TWO!
BLACK CARDS:
- Once, while giving a haircut, Doggy’s hand “slipped” and ___, earning him the moniker “___.”
- Percy & Jax’s last attempt at escaping Hell’s Point labor camp involved a pickaxe, several cans of shaving cream, and ___.
- What did Dar find while fishing in the Bilgewaters?
- What is today’s headline in The End Times?
- Everyone in the Cradle knows only two things survive a nuclear holocaust: ___ and ___.
- Now that Olivia is out of her fallout shelter, she’s busy ___.
WHITE CARDS:
- Jax forever being afraid of doors and bars of soap (no matter what AU he’s in)
- when the Ditch Rot kicks in
- Keet having a birb gif for everything
- being used as a meat shield
- that fucking goat
- murder mittens
- bobbing for Dali apples
- “a Dali apple a day keeps the cannibals away.”
- one too many Bogeys
- Victorville’s most eligible bachelor
- NWO upskirt shots
- Splicer DNA
- yet another clone
- the last known box of Twinkies
- a healthy fear of being robbed (or eaten)
- RULE #2: Double Tap
- that twitchy pothead from the resistance
- accidentally burning down their secret base while trying to kill a spider
- a super sweet butterfly knife
- a wicked awesome scar
- shell casings packed with quarters
- cutting the sleeves off of every shirt he owns
- Tsaria’s emotional support Doggy
- a butt cheek full of shotgun shrapnel
BLACK CARDS:
- Once, while giving a haircut, Doggy’s hand “slipped” and ___, earning him the moniker “___.”
- Percy & Jax’s last attempt at escaping Hell’s Point labor camp involved a pickaxe, several cans of shaving cream, and ___.
- What did Dar find while fishing in the Bilgewaters?
- What is today’s headline in The End Times?
- Everyone in the Cradle knows only two things survive a nuclear holocaust: ___ and ___.
- Now that Olivia is out of her fallout shelter, she’s busy ___.
WHITE CARDS:
- Jax forever being afraid of doors and bars of soap (no matter what AU he’s in)
- when the Ditch Rot kicks in
- Keet having a birb gif for everything
- being used as a meat shield
- that fucking goat
- murder mittens
- bobbing for Dali apples
- “a Dali apple a day keeps the cannibals away.”
- one too many Bogeys
- Victorville’s most eligible bachelor
- NWO upskirt shots
- Splicer DNA
- yet another clone
- the last known box of Twinkies
- a healthy fear of being robbed (or eaten)
- RULE #2: Double Tap
- that twitchy pothead from the resistance
- accidentally burning down their secret base while trying to kill a spider
- a super sweet butterfly knife
- a wicked awesome scar
- shell casings packed with quarters
- cutting the sleeves off of every shirt he owns
- Tsaria’s emotional support Doggy
- a butt cheek full of shotgun shrapnel