Ah yes! I don't usually do good with employee emails but uh...Yeah, welcome to The Organization and I am glad you have decided to join us!
Now, what you see here stays here got it? We have had some issues with past employees whistleblowing us and let's just say they won't be ever doing that again or anything ever.
You respect me I respect you, you fuck me over, I send a group of my agents to fuck you over... Permanently.
Got that? Good, we aren't your typical bland CEO office company, we just look like that on the outside so nosy civvies don't pry.
Most regular employees here only work in one division and that's Proctor Charlie's division, you guessed it... Office work! Skunds boring? Look, I'm not gonna hire greenies and send them up to fucking R&D or Security until they've proven themselves.
You are also permitted access to The Monitor Room, that's pretty much also the break room, there you can watch all the humans do their daily tasks inside their homes or out of their homes! Don't ask how we can watch the daily lives of humans, it's complicated.
Is it unethical? Totally,
But to be honest we aren't human, I mean you are...But the pay is damn good and you get loads of benefits such as dental, medical insurance, a sweet personal car, and vacation days.
Now get to work and make us proud! If you have any questions you can either ask me or Charlie. Please ask Charlie as I'm usually drinking myself insane in my office and I have a problem.
Now, what you see here stays here got it? We have had some issues with past employees whistleblowing us and let's just say they won't be ever doing that again or anything ever.
You respect me I respect you, you fuck me over, I send a group of my agents to fuck you over... Permanently.
Got that? Good, we aren't your typical bland CEO office company, we just look like that on the outside so nosy civvies don't pry.
Most regular employees here only work in one division and that's Proctor Charlie's division, you guessed it... Office work! Skunds boring? Look, I'm not gonna hire greenies and send them up to fucking R&D or Security until they've proven themselves.
You are also permitted access to The Monitor Room, that's pretty much also the break room, there you can watch all the humans do their daily tasks inside their homes or out of their homes! Don't ask how we can watch the daily lives of humans, it's complicated.
Is it unethical? Totally,
But to be honest we aren't human, I mean you are...But the pay is damn good and you get loads of benefits such as dental, medical insurance, a sweet personal car, and vacation days.
Now get to work and make us proud! If you have any questions you can either ask me or Charlie. Please ask Charlie as I'm usually drinking myself insane in my office and I have a problem.
