...Why do I feel like this is true?
... And why am I not surprised that it would be?
I'm convinced Alucard can eat anything if he puts his mind and powers to it.
Even Cthulhu.
Edit: Oh shit now you see my main account-- oh w/e! *Malacharv* I only made The Sheriff anon for shits and giggles anyway.
Edit2: While I'm at it, I wonder if this happens to Father Anderson at the orphanage...
Even Cthulhu.
Edit: Oh shit now you see my main account-- oh w/e! *Malacharv* I only made The Sheriff anon for shits and giggles anyway.
Edit2: While I'm at it, I wonder if this happens to Father Anderson at the orphanage...
I'm pretty sure he's blessed an army of stuffed animals and dolls by now. Lol
... that sounds terribly convenient the next time a vampire tries to attack a child. Whack 'em with Mr. Stuffles.
Why am I suddenly plagued by the mental image of a horde of children chucking an arsenal of blessed Pokemon plushies at a pack of ghouls 
*shakes fist* damn you, hyper-vivid imagination!!!
*shakes fist* damn you, hyper-vivid imagination!!!
P.s. I've been having entirely too much fun making these things. Screenshots + Photoshop + the crazy shit from Texts From Last Night = Win
... I... I read that last one as "Moon Moon" and lost it. I really should get off imgur.
HAAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I guess that works just as well *giggles frantically*
Umm....... I'm gonna go with nnooo....
*punts Post As to character again*
Sorry, I get enough 'hugs' from the two cats I live with. >:T *holds up claw-marked hand*
Sorry, I get enough 'hugs' from the two cats I live with. >:T *holds up claw-marked hand*
Sounds like you've got some feisty pussies on your hands.
Oh god yes. I own both a prim princess and a fat, feisty utter moron. They're the Luke & Jan of the cat world (if Luke was a lady).
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! That's a fantastic mental image!
I sometimes imagine what it might be like if Alucard picked up a controller and tried a video game like Counter-Strike. Or Minecraft. Oh, God, Minecraft. What sort of shit would he end up building? Dark shit, or tasteful architecture?
...why not both? *takes a third option*
I imagine Seras would make cutesy shit. Integra would have no time for your silly games but probably is a closet Minecrafter. B)
I imagine Seras would make cutesy shit. Integra would have no time for your silly games but probably is a closet Minecrafter. B)
Y'all are too late. It's already happened
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