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What's cookin' home skillets? My name's J and I'm here to RP my brainchildren with your brainchildren!
I've got a couple of
Below are just a couple of my brainbabies, followed by a short description, what I'd probably be looking for with them, followed by how many spoons I have (1-5) for playing them. My muse fluctuates based on what I've got goin' on so if I lose or gain any spoons for any of them I'll update that here.
I also have some general notes for RPing with me, which I'm literally just going to copy and paste from my profile because they're all pretty much the same. I definitely suggest reading them over before messaging me for RP though:
Notes
1. I'm over 18 and won't RP with you unless you are too, sorry kids!
2. I have a tendency to come across as brutally honest. If you ask me for RP and I feel as if we won't be a good match for each other, I will tell you so. I'd much rather be straight up than try and work something out just for one of us to lose interest or ghost. I would prefer if you were the same way with me. Not interested in one of the characters or plots I'm coming to you with? Just tell me! I promise you that I would feel a hell of a lot better knowing the truth than to try and have the both of us struggle and suffer.
3. I don't do single-line RPs. I'll usually write 2-4 paragraphs per post but depending on the scene it can be anywhere between 7-9. Let me make this absolutely clear: I do not mind if you can't match. Please, please, please don't try and write me a novel back if you can't! Just as long as I have something to work with, I am perfectly content. In the same vein, if you write me a novel and I feel as if I can only shoot you back a couple paragraphs, please don't come for my head. Sometimes we only have so many spoons, you know?
4. I don't auto-pair, godmod, or write smut without plot. If you wanna RP with me, I'm gonna hope you don't, either.
5. I'm a full-time student. My schedule can be absolute garbage and some days I just want to come home and take a nap on the couch. If we RP, I will let you know my schedule and I will absolutely tell you if I'm going to take a while to reply, pause, or go on hiatus. I will not leave you hanging without a word. I've been a dumbass and done that before, and it sucks and I'm sorry to those it happened to. I'm trying to communicate more this time around. I would really, really prefer if you communicated with me, too.
6. This one's not so much a rule as it is just a confession: I can't seem to RP pure angsty drama anymore. I have enough of that shit in my personal life and I've come to the realization that I can't handle it in my escapism. This isn't to say I don't want drama in my RPs at all, quite the contrary! I love how that shit spices stories up! But I tend to inject humor into my characters and plots, (see: my vampire that lives in an Arby's dumpster) especially when things tend to drift a bit bleak for extended periods of time, so if that isn't your cup of tea, I won't be offended if you search for RP elsewhere!
7. I'm non-monogamous. Because of this it's incredibly difficult for me to play monogamous characters, so unless specified it's safe to assume my characters are some flavor of polyamorous. If you're thinking of hitting me up for a monogamous pairing, please reconsider!
8. All that being said, my inbox is always open! Want to shoot me a plot? Ask me for advice on your character? Send me a really good recipe for cornbread? Link me your favorite meme? I'm here for all of it!
1. I'm over 18 and won't RP with you unless you are too, sorry kids!
2. I have a tendency to come across as brutally honest. If you ask me for RP and I feel as if we won't be a good match for each other, I will tell you so. I'd much rather be straight up than try and work something out just for one of us to lose interest or ghost. I would prefer if you were the same way with me. Not interested in one of the characters or plots I'm coming to you with? Just tell me! I promise you that I would feel a hell of a lot better knowing the truth than to try and have the both of us struggle and suffer.
3. I don't do single-line RPs. I'll usually write 2-4 paragraphs per post but depending on the scene it can be anywhere between 7-9. Let me make this absolutely clear: I do not mind if you can't match. Please, please, please don't try and write me a novel back if you can't! Just as long as I have something to work with, I am perfectly content. In the same vein, if you write me a novel and I feel as if I can only shoot you back a couple paragraphs, please don't come for my head. Sometimes we only have so many spoons, you know?
4. I don't auto-pair, godmod, or write smut without plot. If you wanna RP with me, I'm gonna hope you don't, either.
5. I'm a full-time student. My schedule can be absolute garbage and some days I just want to come home and take a nap on the couch. If we RP, I will let you know my schedule and I will absolutely tell you if I'm going to take a while to reply, pause, or go on hiatus. I will not leave you hanging without a word. I've been a dumbass and done that before, and it sucks and I'm sorry to those it happened to. I'm trying to communicate more this time around. I would really, really prefer if you communicated with me, too.
6. This one's not so much a rule as it is just a confession: I can't seem to RP pure angsty drama anymore. I have enough of that shit in my personal life and I've come to the realization that I can't handle it in my escapism. This isn't to say I don't want drama in my RPs at all, quite the contrary! I love how that shit spices stories up! But I tend to inject humor into my characters and plots, (see: my vampire that lives in an Arby's dumpster) especially when things tend to drift a bit bleak for extended periods of time, so if that isn't your cup of tea, I won't be offended if you search for RP elsewhere!
7. I'm non-monogamous. Because of this it's incredibly difficult for me to play monogamous characters, so unless specified it's safe to assume my characters are some flavor of polyamorous. If you're thinking of hitting me up for a monogamous pairing, please reconsider!
8. All that being said, my inbox is always open! Want to shoot me a plot? Ask me for advice on your character? Send me a really good recipe for cornbread? Link me your favorite meme? I'm here for all of it!
That Good, Good Shit
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Spoons (out of 5): 🥄🥄🥄🥄
Kickin' this shit off with the one everybody knows (and if you don't know Finn, congratulations are probably in order). Tl;dr: He's a ~200 year old vampire that lives in an Arby's dumpster. He's also usually drunk and most likely naked. Because of his... quirky nature, he's easy for me to plop into just about any RP. Don't know why this homeless, drunk idiot is stumbling into your meaningful RP? That's okay, he doesn't have any idea how he got there, either!
Seeking:
A Job: Okay, in all fairness this might be a bit of a difficult one to fill. Dude's seriously as dumb as a doorknob so anything that involves basic maths is off the table. I've been toying with the idea of having him be a drug mule, of all things. I'll save you the mental image of understanding just why he'd be good at it, so take it from me that out of all the things he could possibly do, he'd honestly be good at it. Just don't ask where he pulled the drugs out of and you'll be fine.
Devin:
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Spoons (out of 5): 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄
Out of all of my babies I probably have the most muse for Devin. She's honestly the only one out of pretty much the whole group that actually sorta has her shit together. Tl;dr: She's a necromancer whose flesh rots off the more she uses magic. Despite this, she's peppy and upbeat, and probably has the best attitude out of anyone you'll ever meet. She lives in Rochet with her best friend, a zombie she raised, who despite her best efforts is a complete and utter asshole (love u Zeik). She's going through her tattoo apprenticeship at a shop called Permanent Record under her mentor and the best artist she knows, Casey. She's also part of an all-girl gang, so you'd better watch your kneecaps around her.
Seeking:
A Side-Gig: Her apprenticeship is getting a bit more focused at this point, but I'd honestly love to give her some side-work. Probably somewhere like Haven as live food. Being the front desk at the tat shop only pays so well, and she'd love to get some extra income to help get her and Zeik out of their shitty trailer and into an actual apartment.
A Coven: She's always practiced her magic on her own. While it comes naturally for her through her bloodline, I'd love to have her meet other practitioners and see if she can't get that whole "every time I cast a spell all my hair and teeth fall out" issue under control.
Donny:
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Spoons (out of 5): 🥄🥄
Okay, look. I know he started out as a joke. But just hear me out... He's a contract demon, and he works for the County in their records department and secretly forges documents for supernaturals. How's your vampire born in 1853 gonna vote, huh? What's your ancient fae gonna do when tax season rolls around? Wanna go on that sweet vaycay to the Bahamas but can't get a passport because you're actually 300 years old? Donny's got you covered, boo. All he needs in exchange is your current paperwork and a promise that when your debt comes due, you'll pay it. Oh, and to sign that contract in blood. But really, what's a little finger prick if it means you can finally stop dealing with those nasty letters from the DMV?
Seeking:
A Boss: Donny's just a lowly contract demon. So who is it he's getting all those contracts for? Who actually pulls the strings at the County and pays off all those mortals so that you can get all the paperwork you need? If you've got a big bad demon character looking for a lackey, here's your chance.
Contracts: A demon's gotta eat, you know? These would probably be simple one-off scenes, but if you've got some bigger bees in that bonnet I'm all ears.
Eddie:
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Eddie's probably the character I have the least spoons for playing, simply because his entire character revolves around making people absolutely miserable. Tl;dr: He's a ghost that feeds on people's shame. Can't figure out why every time you lay in bed you suddenly can't stop thinking about that embarrassing thing you did in 1993? Blame this asshole right here. He doesn't do it on purpose, mind you. That's just sort of how he is. Despite his miserable nature, he's actually a rather timid ghost. For those that can actually hear him, he's got an awful stutter and prefers to converse in sign language.
Seeking:
A Spy: Need some spying done? Eddie's your ghost. Just as long as you're not sending him into a place where he's seen, he can get all kinds of crazy details for you. It'll come at a price, though. But maybe that promotion would be worth having a ghost eat your embarrassing memories like a snack?
HMU: I got nothin' else I'm really lookin' for when it comes to Ed Boy. But if you've got a need for a ghost that makes your life miserable, hit me up. He's also a professional at being creepy, so like, keep that in mind I guess.
