Villains-R-Us

Hello dashing readers, denizens of the dark forum, and brave protectors of light and goodness.

It is I, the thing that sends shivers down your spine, and sets cold terror into the pits of your hearts, the learned professor of all practices Macabre and elegant, ah yes, It is I, Professor Nightfall!

Perhaps you've heard of me? *Takes a moment to wait for applause that never comes*

Well, perhaps not, but rest assured dear darklings, sweet purveyors of destruction, darling fighters of injustice, you will have soon.

I come to you, no matter your walk of life, with two very different requests that I do hope you will take into consideration, lest you find yourself a target of my devious master plan. Ruffians, and hobos need not apply.

I am currently looking for opposition. Not simply that though, but an Arch Nemesis Perhaps someone with the same flare for dramatics as I, so that our anti-pairing might be the stuff of epics, the kind of rivalry sung about through the ages, and passed from mother to child in hushed tones, in attempts to scare them straight through sleepless nights, and quickly instilled paranoia. Candidates will be chosen based on the way they choose to respond.

Perhaps an Arch nemesis is not your cup of tea? Fanciful ideals of world peace and order not the path you wish to take? fear not my lovely, evil minded monsters of society, I have room for you in my old heart as well. I aim to eventually collect three good looking, well dressed companions to share in the glorious infamy my evil deeds will surely buy us. Canditates must have all their teeth, and excellent hygiene, as well as an ability to follow basic directions. Those who apply will be chosen based on grooming and possible the fabulousness of their mustaches, or for the ladies, cup size and the tightness of their outfit.

Thank you for considering my proposal my dear sons and daughters of chaos and order. If I do not see your replies here fear not! I shall surely see you after your death.

Truly yours,
Professor Mordock Nightfall.

((OOC: The professor is unlikely to maim of kill with his own hands but that doesn't mean he doesn't have people who will. The professor can be killed, but only with some serious discussion, and plotting first!))

Depending upon the depth of your coffers, I suspect we might be able to come into a very lucrative arrangement, Professor.

I think you'll find my coffers run quite deep. I can be most generous, and I speak not only of the quantitative value of coinage, but of power and experience as well.

I ask for very little fanfare in return... (Perhaps just a touch.)

Should you be interested in joining my ranks, I require you to smell and dress presentably, assuming those needs are met, you may well find yourself soon, possessing an invitation to join me in my home, where we might discuss the finer things in life, including business over a glass of fine brandy.

I find that all of your conditions are reasonable. I agree to your terms.

All that remains is to agree upon the value of my services. If I may speak business for a moment, what did you have in mind? Before you answer, however, I will state that, for a potential benefactor so agreeable, I am willing to negotiate more loosely on the matter of price.

That said, let me know if there is a particular number you are thinking of.

A user of the dark arts, I see. Hhmpf. You must believe yourself to be quite the man, do you not? It would be quite amusing to tone you down a peg. Having an adversary might push us both to work harder. Very well, if you seek to start a rivalry, I will amuse you!

Good looking, well-dressed and evil, you say?
I may have just the man.

Given the dear Professor's necromantic tendencies, I think you might find Takurasho to be even more compatible than he appears. Shoot me a note if you'd care to give him a try~
{/preens :>}

((My apologies for taking such a long time to respond, my technical issues have been worked out!))

Ah! So much interest, it warms my old heart to see such enthusiasm for my admittedly wonderful company. I will address you in the order of which you responded.

Let us start with you dear, patient Mihai. The value I can offer you greatly varies, depending on the type of work you take on for me.
I am a man who prefers to keep his hands clean, so the dirtier you are willing to get, the greater the sumation of your pay will be.

If I find a suitable canditate, there will be some immediate reward,but it would be uncouth to speak of such things in such a public forum. Keep your eyes peeled for a visiting key in the future, and we may discuss the trivial details while partaking in the finer things in life, the way the universe intended work to be done.

On to you Sir Galgahar of Cormack, I am most excited at the prospect of thrilling rivalry. I do believe myself to be a great man, and as such, I require a tremendous adversary. I can tell by your willingness to upkeep such a fantastic amount of facial hair on such a tiny frame, that you are not a man who does things half way. I am simply tickled pink by your offer, and cannot wait until our paths cross during matters of the unseemly.

Finally, sweet girl, I very much appreciate your pointing my in the direction of this fellow, he seems like the sort of person it would be beneficial to have in one's employ. I will have my people get in contact with this finely dressed man with the fantastic hair.

"This certainly sounds interesting... Could probably do with the cash as well." Jonathan said, muttering the last part to himself as he adjusted his shirt collar.

((Feel free to look at Jonathan's bio/profile and stuff. See if you want to 'hire' him. And just for good measure I'll make him wash thrice, hehe.))

*The Professor Eyes him up sceptically, but eventually shrugs.* Perhaps a bit more unkempt then I am accustomed to, but I suppose one can clean up given the right motivation. I will send out a key to collect him, and perhaps we can work out an arrangement beneficial to both of us.

(( I will send you a PM later today when I get to my posts!))